Uptown Voice
yeo my brother legit just grabbed ONE THIRD of the pumpkin pie.

we fightin’.

critics rave that New Moon is the number one movie in the world!
what the announcer said just when I removed my headphones.
secret girlfriend
phil: i never thought we'd top that video where you teabagged that cup of tea!
sam: scorched my balls. never again.
crate and barrel? who GOES to crate and barrel?
someone
guess who’s in the circle? your biz-natch. she with that, yeah. and don’t think for a second i wouldn’t hit that. no, she gonna break me off a piece like a kit kat, woahh.
trade vorhees - regis feelbomb
sé que te gusta que te canten al oído.
lennox
i beat starfox 64.

i don’t know how.. i was doing the same thing for the longest and all of a sudden the boss died and i won.

One day i hope to find a girl who is smart, attractive, articulate, sociable, funny, poliically informed. But today is not that day.
zach’s quote on facebook.