yeo my brother legit just grabbed ONE THIRD of the pumpkin pie.
critics rave that New Moon is the number one movie in the world!
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what the announcer said just when I removed my headphones.
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secret girlfriend
phil: i never thought we'd top that video where you teabagged that cup of tea!
sam: scorched my balls. never again.
crate and barrel? who GOES to crate and barrel?
guess who’s in the circle? your biz-natch. she with that, yeah. and don’t think for a second i wouldn’t hit that. no, she gonna break me off a piece like a kit kat, woahh.
sé que te gusta que te canten al oído.
i beat starfox 64.
i don’t know how.. i was doing the same thing for the longest and all of a sudden the boss died and i won.
One day i hope to find a girl who is smart, attractive, articulate, sociable, funny, poliically informed. But today is not that day.
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zach’s quote on facebook.
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